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Mars Ring

I didn’t originally plan to make their faces so creepy. I’ve no regrets.

Social Security Number

Holy Queue

Frankie-stein Valli

Feline Noir

A portion of this comic was featured on one of Boomer Magazine’s caption contests. The readers’ captions makes it regrettably evident that they’ve watched more film noir movies than I have.

Noob Saibot

This is an older comic that I originally didn’t plan on using because it was too pop-culturally specific. A Dr. Who comic, a Lion King comic, and a Sonic the Hedgehog/Lord of the Rings crossover later… here we are.

Beached

Happy (it-might-as-well-be) summer, everyone!

Fortune Teller

You can find an alternate and more straight-forward version of this comic on my instagram.

Sewer Cats

The Thunder Cats just aren’t cool enough.

Every Rose

Opossum Hookie

Hookie Death: the perfect name for Myspace’s most popular new hardcore punk band.

Grown Up

I like my cabbage like I like my women… fresh.

Slugger

Password Stength

Everyone’s a critic.

An Idea

O-Face

Sightings

You’ve gotta be wide awake to get the perfect shot, or else it might become the one that got away.

Roach Theater

This comic appears without words as a part of one of Boomer Magazine’s caption contests! It’s too late to vote on this particular one, though. That would probably be cheating.

The Lion President

Cat’s Sup

Of course, catsup goes well with “hot dogs”

Big Mouth

If the green crocodile never changes position in the comic then technically he should appear in the foreground instead of the background in the last panel. I apologize sincerely for this abhorrent continuity error.

King Arthur

I tried really really hard not to make the sword handle look too phallic. Really really hard.

Staple Safari

If you are facebook pals with me you may have seen a similar drawing I did about 6 years ago Here. I liked the concept but thought I could do a bit better artistically. Also, eyes or no eyes, staple removers look downright malicious!

Connoisseurus Rex

Connoisseur is a difficult word to spell. The only reason I spelled it correctly is because I was able to copy and paste it. Connoisseur. Connoisseur. Connoisseur.

Spiked

My theory here is that enough dumb puns equates to one good joke. I wasn’t going to post this one yet but I saw that Diet Coke is changing its look, so surely before long everyone will forget what it used to look like and the top panel soda reference will be lost.