A comic about, um, I dunno... Whatever.
I haven’t been keeping track but I hope all of the Giant Asian Hornets have left the United States by now. Honestly that’s a good idea. I’d kind of like to leave the United States right now too. Maybe I’ll join ’em.
I originally planned on giving this comic a harsher ending where the monster disowns its dad for being a geek but I decided the world doesn’t need any more exclusion in it.
“Look folks! She’s on the prowl for fresh meat!”
“At Heister and Berglen you’re more than just a number, you’re our big score!”
Vultures are actually bald, but you don’t see them bragging about it. This comic showed up on Boomer Magazine’s Caption Contest, only without the words… or um… word.
lol I can has comon sense?
“For the love of goodness, Gulliver, please stop rolling over!!”
This is why you never see reptiles eating ice cream. Actually, that’s a lie. They mostly don’t eat ice cream because they never have enough money to pay for it.
Just in time for Valentine’s day almost! This comic is fresh out of Boomer Magazine’s caption contest! Fresh and warm and soft and delicious.
The sweet spot would be if a game made a very hard difficulty but then made it actually pretty easy. Then I could feel good about my abilities without having to keep throwing the controller at various pieces of furniture.
A portion of this comic appeared in Boomer Magazine‘s Caption Contest. So many creative captions.