King Arthur
February 3, 2018 7:58 pm Leave your thoughtsI tried really really hard not to make the sword handle look too phallic. Really really hard.
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Staple Safari
January 27, 2018 8:30 pm Leave your thoughtsIf you are facebook pals with me you may have seen a similar drawing I did about 6 years ago Here. I liked the concept but thought I could do a bit better artistically. Also, eyes or no eyes, staple removers look downright malicious!
Connoisseurus Rex
January 20, 2018 7:45 pm Leave your thoughtsConnoisseur is a difficult word to spell. The only reason I spelled it correctly is because I was able to copy and paste it. Connoisseur. Connoisseur. Connoisseur.
Spiked
January 13, 2018 8:38 pm Leave your thoughtsMy theory here is that enough dumb puns equates to one good joke. I wasn’t going to post this one yet but I saw that Diet Coke is changing its look, so surely before long everyone will forget what it used to look like and the top panel soda reference will be lost.
Deadbeat Banana
January 6, 2018 8:18 pm Leave your thoughtsI’ve never actually watched “Bananas in Pyjamas” but I assume that anyone that solely wears pajamas is a lazy bum.
Strawberry Surprise
December 30, 2017 8:09 pm Leave your thoughtsIf only “Big White Dot” was a real type of fruit.
Here Comes the Son
December 24, 2017 6:02 pm Leave your thoughtsYep, it’s a Christmas song.
Seedy Dealings
December 9, 2017 9:03 pm Leave your thoughtsYou may noticed I used roughly 5 different eye styles in this comic. It’s called creative liberty. Heard of it?
Tufty Malone
December 3, 2017 9:02 pm Leave your thoughtsTufty Malone’s coming back next week for a loose sequel strip. I may make a trailer-comic for it to raise the hype.
Space Trip
November 25, 2017 10:07 pm Leave your thoughtsSpace: the final souvenir.
Walking Stick
November 18, 2017 5:25 pm Leave your thoughtsDid you know that Walking Stick insects can get up to 21 inches long with their legs stretched out? Cooool!/Grossss!
Comet Criminal
November 11, 2017 7:27 pm Leave your thoughtsThis one was fun to do. That’s all.
In Jeopardy
November 4, 2017 7:46 pm Leave your thoughtsI didn’t mean to make the torture master look so sassy. Oh well, live and learn.
Sesame Scene
October 28, 2017 2:44 pm Leave your thoughtsI figured it’s the time of year where mortality and laughter can more readily fraternize.
Taw
October 21, 2017 4:38 pm Leave your thoughtsDid you ever see that Frank Miller movie “Sin City?” Why do I ask? Oh, no reason.
Kick Me.
October 14, 2017 11:30 am Leave your thoughtsPerhaps not the most original of jokes, I mostly wanted an excuse to come up with as many laughing onomatopoeia as I could. Happy Halloween!
One Man’s Dreams
October 7, 2017 7:09 pm Leave your thoughtsI already had this comic completed, it just seemed especially appropriate to post now. I hope Tom’s dreams are pleasant.
Ear-Buds
September 30, 2017 6:13 pm Leave your thoughtsIt’s a conspiracy.
Apple a Day
September 23, 2017 9:16 pm Leave your thoughtsThe little guy in the bottom right corner there is called the great auk. It went extinct in the 19th century, which is a profound shame as “Great Auk” has to be the best animal name ever.
Superstition Club
September 16, 2017 6:39 pm Leave your thoughtsRabbit’s feet don’t necessarily have to be brightly colored and attached to a cheap key chain to be lucky; I’m pretty sure I read it in a scientific journal somewhere.
Doctor Zoo
September 9, 2017 10:02 pm Leave your thoughtsTom Baker’s “Doctor Who” is well known as wearing a ridiculously long scarf. I read that the costume designer gave a knitter a whole bunch of wool and told her to knit a scarf out of it. She took it too literally and used all of the wool, resulting in a 20 foot long scarf. A bit cumbersome for a human, but I imagine just right for a giraffe!
Sonic The Hobbit
September 2, 2017 6:34 pm Leave your thoughtsHe just can’t hold onto rings.
Free Spirit
August 26, 2017 4:44 pm Leave your thoughtsI bet it has bedbugs, though.
Where’s Warhead
August 19, 2017 8:47 pm Leave your thoughtsYou have to enter a cheat code to see the henchmens’ blood.
Summer Blockbuster Party
August 12, 2017 11:30 am Leave your thoughtsThe world needed another Transformers movie like a Transformers movie needs another explosion. Aren’t there enough? Also, I’ve never actually seen a World War Z movie but just by virtue of Brad Pitt’s hair style I imagine his character to be a grumpy loner type as shown above.